Since no one in the black community wants to stand up and say it, I will take the opportunity to: White girls, when you decide to go party at a BLACK club, please be aware of the sloppy way you’re carrying yourself because your actions, though hilarious, are KILLING the vibe.
I want to SPECIFY “Black” club because we don’t mind your drunken-sloppy-lesbian tendencies when we make that trip down to the “White” club: in fact we ENCOURAGE it as most of the times we are there like the Crocadile Hunter in the middle of a muddy marsh: just there to OBSERVE and be AMUSED at these strange creatures and their mating habits.
But when you decide to come to a NON-FROWSY “Black” club (which knocks off 85% of Black parties since most of them are hood parties where a group of 6 girls usually ends up looking like the New England Patriots offensive line with 5 Humpback Whales surrounding the 1 nice cute girl like she’s a quarterback in the pocket) all we simply ask is that you try to fit in with the rest of us who are trying to keep it classy and Frowsy-Free. The main reason we chose this spot instead of going to the hood spot is because we DID NOT want to see the entire a*s-crack of a pale chick doing the nani-wine to “How Low Can You Go” While simulating giving head to a Rastaman in a faded Enyce sweater (they still make those?). We chose the upscale spot because we DID NOT want to see a group of Rhinoceroses’ lay on their back in the middle of the dancefloor or straddle the ground IN THEIR SKIRT – Plus you shouldn’t have to, the RASTAMAN IS RIGHT OVER THERE.
Now by all means don’t think I’m saying you should not HAVE FUN and we all know white girls think they can like to dance. So here are some acceptable solutions: If you know how to PROPERLY throw it back like the CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric, then go right ahead…
via thisisyourconscience.com
